Yuuichi: If you really have amnesia, then how come you said that you were never gonna forgive me? Makoto: Look, all I do remember is that I have a grudge against you! I just don’t remember anything else about my life, ya’ got it?!
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So you’ve just walked into Babies R Us for the first time ever and one of the employees (who either had a lobotomy or needs one) hands you this little booklet that has a list of allllllllllll the shit you’re going to need for the upcoming arrival of your little poop-machine.
Most people don’t wipe their asses properly. If you’re wondering if the writing that follows is going to degenerate from here, the answer is, “Yes.”
Mar 19, 2010 · OK, so some women will wear their bras 2-3 times before washing, but actual on-the-butt underpants should be changed daily. I hesitate to ask how long you go before changing jeans or shirts.
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A few miscellaneous things — 1. Your employer might be able to wipe your phone clean … remotely. Here’s an disturbing Wall St. Journal article about how if you use your own cell phone for work, your company may have the right to remotely wipe your phone.
Do you need help wiping your own behind? Do you just not like touching toilet paper, and want a plastic device to do it for you? It’s a good thing that you live in 21st-century America, because the Comfort Wipe is here to help you. Far be it from us to make fun of this contraption, since there are
This is why it’s important to store plenty of toilet paper. But that’s not enough. What if the crisis lasts a long time and you run out? What if you have to abandon your home?
Navy Seal Copypasta (also known as the “Marine Copypasta,” “Internet Tough Guy Copypasta” and “Gorrila Warfare Copypasta”) is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that …